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Horse Demotivational Poster

Parenting -

TAGS: parenting godfather horse
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - February 24, 2014, 11:43 am
So long as no one mentions Part III, everyones happy.
fascistfrenchman - February 23, 2014, 8:05 pm
Wow - this one is made of awesome. Who doesn't love a Godfather reference?
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yah That's A Good One. Thanks For The Info.
Cannabal - June 26, 2013, 5:29 pm
It's on the internet, therefore it is real.
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:01 pm
Is This A Real Picture .

GENETIC ENGINEERING - Genetic Engineering Can Bring Society Many Good Things, Yet also, many scary things.

TAGS: horse pigeon genetic engineering wtf
Rating: 1.98/5

More motifakes by Morgan

Scorpio7 - December 23, 2008, 11:03 pm
I'd say it's a statement against genetic engineering.
Souf - July 30, 2008, 10:14 pm
This is ?stupid. WTF is the point?


TAGS: rider on a pale horse
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:58 pm
R.S.Jake - August 15, 2011, 10:22 am
Wow! The fact that this has received so many votes can only mean there are more poor bastages out there than I thought! :) Thanks guys! Stay stong!
Thunderstrike - August 14, 2011, 2:50 pm
that's sort of like my sister in law staying here for almost two months I still wake up screaming....
ICEMAN - August 13, 2011, 12:03 am
Ahhh yes, the voice of experience. 5 old school poodles fer ya Jake.
crankyhead - August 12, 2011, 10:34 pm
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 5:35 pm
Too bad I can only vote once. mega mother in law5

TMNT - 'cause "Teenage Mutant Ninja Horses" just didn't quite make the cut


TAGS: horses humor
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Altrunchen - September 30, 2013, 12:30 pm
His little pony...


TAGS: horsepower day wanna push for pinks punk iceman
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Jones - February 1, 2011, 10:28 pm
Sounds exactly like my first truck. And for that, 5/5.

HORSEPOWER - Because too much is never enough

TAGS: horsepower
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MO - March 8, 2010, 8:18 am
Enough is def enough. The quest to have the most posters is reving up. The quallity is taking a nose dive.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 11:17 pm
Ugh... they never listen. Too much is just enough.

NEEDS MORE HORSEPOWER? - Yeah, that's really funny. Never saw that one coming. Now why don't you make yourself useful and hoof it on over to the tool box and get me a socket wrench

TAGS: horse
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Doug

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 12:04 pm
Personally, I think it needs more Cowbell.....but, I'm Biased.
CANADA - December 18, 2009, 11:56 am
Doug! sign up and make a profile!

SARAH - She buys her shoes from the Blacksmith.

TAGS: sarah jessica parker ugly horse
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by MustyK

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:58 pm
Hey! This is completely unfair.... to hor5es, bwahaha!}:D
Gamedoc - April 9, 2012, 9:17 am
Neigh, Neigh, not Sarah! =)

FERRARI - A red car with a horse.

Veterinary Science -

FLYING HORSE - I saw a flying horse today. Sadly, too late.

TAGS: horse flying car accident traffic
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by suzieq

MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 5:22 pm
Makes me wonder if the car is left hand drive or right hand drive. And where the driver is...
PeteMan - April 30, 2012, 8:23 am
I want to see the insurance paperwork for this one...

SARAH JESSICA PARKER - She never seems to age.

TAGS: horse
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Koradan - March 1, 2010, 12:20 pm
Oh yeah...THIS SJP pic gets in... double standard.
TheGoat - February 28, 2010, 1:09 pm
OMG! 5 lions - best of the week!
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 7:09 am
5 Horsey faces from me KFD
ICEMAN - February 26, 2010, 10:05 pm
Kinda looks a little like Lionel Ritchie to me.

DAVID BOWIE - now contagious to horses

FAIL!!!!!! -

Oh sure -

TAGS: horse dog door house broken disapproval
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by spacedog

ughomer - September 4, 2013, 4:29 am
JesusWept - July 6, 2013, 5:36 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L
Airman - June 27, 2013, 1:10 am

ROSES ARE RED - Violets are blue. Horses that lose races, get turned into glue.

SEWER HORSE - He's watching you.

TAGS: sewer horse
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Kevin

garth - June 19, 2009, 6:08 pm
you cant throw a horse...oh waiddaminute since you cant throw it, you dont trust it. i gotcha
Agamemnon218 - August 23, 2008, 1:19 pm
I wouldn't trust sewer horse as far as I could throw him...

18 Inches -

BACKHANDED COMPLEMENTS - Yes, I was in a movie. No, I am not, Sarah Jessica Parker.

TAGS: insulted horse sarah parker
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by HugoPhurst

Verdeckt - January 27, 2012, 10:05 pm
This would make a nice complement to a compliment poster.
Zetmonk - January 27, 2012, 5:18 am
A 7 headed monster that looks like a horse. Or was it 6? The end is neigh! Oh, 5 hands for you.
ICEMAN - January 26, 2012, 11:12 pm
God forbid if Sarah Jessica Parker had married Lionel Ritchie & had produced progeny. It would have been the seventh sign of the apocalypse. 5



HERE IS ROYCE GRACIE ON A HORSE - Your argument is invalid

TAGS: royce gracie horse
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by motinet

gufbal - October 20, 2010, 10:47 pm
bb mtn 2? I cant wait! I made my teen ager son watch it with me and I pointed at all the b*** sh**s.. No pun intended.
Sound - October 20, 2010, 9:01 am
he must be auditioning for broke back mountain 2. (I'm so going to get killed for that)
Reality Lord - October 20, 2010, 7:48 am

making chuck norris invalid
hangmanheadphones - October 20, 2010, 4:27 am
The gun is icing.
agdaniele - October 20, 2010, 2:15 am


THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY - Live fast, love hard, and die with your mask on!

MEANWHILE IN CANADA - Moo+ was mistaken for a horse again....

TAGS: culos canada moo cow horse
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by culos

szo850 - February 16, 2013, 4:32 pm
Eastern Euorpe, probably Moldavia or somwthing :)
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 6:18 pm
Looks more European to me.

BEATING A DEAD HORSE - Sometimes, it just gets tiring.

TAGS: horse
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:07 pm
Pointless, except for the sheer exhilarating joy of it.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 11:06 am
the horse isn't happy about it either.


TAGS: roast calendar johnwayne kiss horse
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Airman - September 22, 2011, 2:06 pm
Rrrraaaan Dolllph Scotttt!
ICEMAN - September 22, 2011, 12:48 am
Airman - September 20, 2011, 5:01 pm
that never happen5 to Randolph Scott

SO, A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR - And the bartender says "Hey, weren't you in Lethal Weapon?"

TAGS: gary busey looks like a d*** horse
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Timmah

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2014, 2:01 am
I honestly believe those are not his natural-born teeth. Probably Clydesdale.
rerun - May 30, 2010, 3:43 pm

once a vote has been "submitted" it cannot be un-submitted. It is kinda like restoring virginity.....not gonna happen. so live and learn and move forward
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 2:26 pm
Yeah, I was trying to decide whether or not I wanted to live up to my name, but I decided against... Any way you could delete those votes?
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:43 am
On a lighter note, Timmah, I gave this a 5L. If you continue to vote 1L only, I'll ban you without further warning. Capisce?
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 2:17 am
I know, thats the reason I picked it. figured it's hard for someone to insult me with it if it's already my name
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:31 am
Like the poster... but the username? Well, we have a history.

HAVE I... - told you about this great little Do-nut shop I found the other day ??

FOUR HORSEMEN - The end is nigh.

TAGS: four horsemen apocalypse end is nigh
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by G4briel

JewelsVern - November 7, 2012, 5:40 am
It's ok, those are Russians.
BrokenEye - August 11, 2010, 12:34 pm
God help us all. . .
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 11:45 am
All in all, I thought the choreography was pretty good.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 11:45 am
My stomach is HUGE! I need to start that Alli stuff.
rerun - April 28, 2010, 8:23 pm

nah, we are all tall. the cameraman is standing way back.
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 8:16 pm
and from the looks of it, subtracts 4 inches
rerun - April 28, 2010, 8:14 pm

@GS - told you to lay off the coffee ice cream. The camera adds 10 pounds
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 8:04 pm
jeezus I've got chubby thighs
Faceplant31 - April 28, 2010, 7:50 pm
Thanks for the clarification
rerun - April 28, 2010, 7:43 pm

aggy, grey, jake and me, don't be a hater
Faceplant31 - April 28, 2010, 7:27 pm
Do tell good sir?
rerun - April 28, 2010, 7:27 pm

Ummmm, right names, wrong order
Faceplant31 - April 28, 2010, 6:20 pm
Is that Rerun, Aggy, Jake and Grey. Man are those tutus flattering

HORSEFACE - Luckily cops get free dental.

TAGS: horseface
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by aboo

DON'T WORRY, SNOWFLAKE - Daddy said the visit to the horsey doctor won't take long, and we're going to get a new pony on the way home. So we'll have a new friend to play with, I guess.

TAGS: horse broken leg sh** put down girl innocence
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

zorselover - December 29, 2010, 3:13 pm
thatz horrible how can you say that's funny?!
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:46 pm
One of the greats!
spacedog - October 25, 2009, 4:42 pm
But more hilarious.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 4:40 pm
This is horrible and hilarious.
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 9:27 am
My sense of humor is on, and working according to specs. If you need help with yours let me know.
majin.manuel - October 16, 2009, 8:31 am
How could you find this funny?
The Goat - September 26, 2009, 8:22 am
Yup - definitely a 5 lion moment!
Pinky - September 5, 2009, 11:34 pm
Omg that is so mean
Sean - June 5, 2009, 8:59 pm
Yeah, wot the Guiness swiller said! 5. Great.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:33 pm
Touchingly harsh. 5L

A Cow Photobombing a Horse Stuck in a Fence -

TAGS: cow horse ph**obomb
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by scypha

MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 11:08 am
Hey, if you haven't already, would be great to drop this over at Ph**obomb too! Love it.
motifayk - July 11, 2013, 1:04 pm
I agree, my argument is invalid.
ughomer - July 11, 2013, 8:23 am
Hey scypha ~ welcome to this site! Great submission! 5 Lions rating for this gem!

HORSES - They always win

TAGS: horses animals win
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by SerpentMaster

zorselover - December 29, 2010, 3:25 pm
wow that totaly made my day cuz i fell off mah horse 2day and i prob looked like that
MrRandom - April 15, 2010, 7:17 pm
A horse killed my mother and ra**d my father
GreyScorpion - April 15, 2010, 7:14 pm
I had a horse rob me and take my money in the 5th at Keeneland today
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 7:08 pm
a few days ago a horse tried to eat my shoes
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 10:24 am
His Kung-Fu is strong!

HA HA HA - Look how stupid your face looks

TAGS: horse
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by BL4CKL1GH7


have you ever been so angry -

ARGUING. - She's learning early.


TAGS: john wayne horse soldiers sands of iwo jima green berets yellow ribbon
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:41 am
John Wayne in the military for real? Not if he could help it. And he did.
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:14 am
Works for me Pilgrim. 5L

HELLO THERE SIR - I couldn't help but notice you honking at me. Is there something you'd like to discuss?

THE FIVE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE - The end comes. Hoofbeats sound. Harbingers of the endtimes appear. Mortal man cowers in fear...

TAGS: the five horsemen of the apocalypse
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Chef

BoneCD - May 18, 2010, 12:10 am
Well, in that case, I'll turn the fan off and head to bed...little burned out, so night all!
Chef - May 18, 2010, 12:08 am
Hmmmmm.... fumes are good...
BoneCD - May 18, 2010, 12:04 am
I'm tellin' you Chef...stop wearing those long sleeve smocks around the gas grill, K.
Chef - May 17, 2010, 11:59 pm
And that's where he evolved his plan... fake his death then begin his conquest of mankind... with cute mutant monsters! mwahahahahaha
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 11:55 pm
It was right after they found this on Walt's drawing pad the family intervention began and one ticket to rehab was bought


TAGS: seahorses merry christmas
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:54 pm
Nailed it.
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2010, 8:58 am
hehehe, he said "ebullience" 5L
Feasibly - December 23, 2010, 12:56 am
You should've at least clipped her toe nails for her, Sean....jeeez!


SARAH JESSICA PARKER - She looks like a horse.

TAGS: sarah jessica parker looks like a horse
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by pitbull

LexaScarlett - December 2, 2012, 11:13 pm
Hey! Don't insult the horse! I like horses.
Skeeter11766 - December 23, 2009, 12:35 am
You stole my idea!! 5L's

TEETH - They reveal your true age


CLEAN ENERGY - Runs on hay and water. Droppings still an issue.

TAGS: horse car road junk
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by suzieq

motifayk - July 1, 2012, 4:36 am
I would say the droppings are eco-friendly but not so in the back yeah...
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 12:27 pm
Hahahaaaaa this is in Romania :))))))
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:08 pm
poor horse

THE GRASS INSPECTOR - Is busy at the moment. Inspecting.

TAGS: grass horse rodeo fall boot
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by suzieq

GaryO - January 30, 2012, 10:40 am
WHOA, that's a real face-plant connection


YUGO - This is the only way you are going to get somewhere in one.

WHEELIES - your doing it wrong

TAGS: horse
Rating: 1.42/5

More motifakes by karlingall

agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 5:54 pm
LOL - I'm venting irritation through the spelling and grammar nazi part of me. I'm doing ok, RS - how's this place been treating you?
R.S.Jake - March 4, 2010, 5:44 pm
Zieg Heil Aggy, How you doing?
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 5:40 pm
you're... you are = you're.

Get off that high horse! -

TAGS: gregdaly horse
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by HorseheadMan

ughomer - July 5, 2013, 11:12 pm
Ditto what Donkeylove - I mean monkeylove - just posted! Keep these hits a comin' will ya?
5150monkeylove - July 5, 2013, 9:39 pm
Hell of a debut!!!!!!!!!

Occam's Razor -

REVENGE - The Don says its best served with the coffee and brandy.

TAGS: horse head cake corleone revenge
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

GreyScorpion - April 9, 2010, 8:58 am
nice revenge day poster. 5L

LOOK AT MY HORSE - My Horse Is Amazing

TAGS: look at my horse
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Noobcakez

MO - December 29, 2009, 12:52 am
Way too much horse power....
Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:49 am
Poor horsie!
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 10:36 pm
Rock.... sorry, I've got loose vowels.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 10:35 pm
Zed.... you rick!
Zed - December 28, 2009, 10:35 pm
Well, at least this poster is hung like a... naaaah. Nevermind.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 9:10 pm
Glad I approved these?


TAGS: anto horse
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by anto

who cares - May 24, 2009, 6:56 pm
Ho train?
femi - April 14, 2009, 4:06 pm
face it link is a pimp
... - January 28, 2009, 3:55 pm
If you count the horse huh? Oh thats right, I forgot the title mentioned the horse. FAIL!
yon - November 19, 2008, 9:10 am
12 if you count the horse, (epona's a girl)
Merlin The Sick - October 27, 2008, 8:21 pm
It's 11 if you count Navi, which I do...

ALIMONY - Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

TAGS: alimony dead horse divorce sunny
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

Hawamleh - December 20, 2010, 3:15 pm
**** voted before I looked at the comment... shame
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 10:26 am


TAGS: fresh air horse flavor wtf
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by steph1

hangmanheadphones - February 27, 2011, 4:07 am
I think it's a breath spray. It's flavored see, not scented. Doesn't make it any less strange.


SIZE MATTERS. - But feel free to try and pull the carriage, if you don't agree.

TAGS: horse
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

COINED PHRASES - "And They're Off"!...possibly inspired by a horse that had a cycle-logical disorder.

TAGS: hobby horse bike racing
Rating: 3.93/5

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forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:45 pm
5 lions for the 4 horse(wo)men

HOLD ME CLOSER - Tiny Prancer

TAGS: horse
Rating: 2.75/5

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TAGS: horsemen apocalypse approval queue funny
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by gas

rerun - February 22, 2012, 8:31 pm

a lot of work went into this one.
gas - February 22, 2012, 12:51 pm
arrrg completely forgot the tribute day! I should have saved it
Feasibly - February 22, 2012, 10:33 am
Reality Lord - February 22, 2012, 10:10 am

d'oh...waiting on iceman to creect my spelling on that one. :)
Reality Lord - February 22, 2012, 9:50 am

lolz....great way to start the day. hope you have something in reseverve for the 28th my friend.
motinet - February 22, 2012, 9:48 am

Wow....a motimasterpiece
forseti - February 22, 2012, 8:50 am
awesome artwork! Welcome to motiheaven (get yourself one of the girls over there, they even do things that would have been rejected as NSFW)!
Verdeckt - February 22, 2012, 7:48 am
You know me too well #136531
Zetmonk - February 22, 2012, 2:22 am
Aaaaah, that's brilliant play with the topic, pic, everything!
gas - February 21, 2012, 10:29 pm
I hope Verdeckt always wanted a... decaying horse xD. thx all :)
Greeny - February 21, 2012, 9:35 pm
Effin Amazingly Great!
crankyhead - February 21, 2012, 9:19 pm
Out5tanding. I've always wanted a Friesian too. =)
GaryO - February 21, 2012, 8:33 pm
An earth-5hattering LOL


TAGS: june calendar rocking horse communication
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Cloudchaser - June 17, 2011, 10:23 am
I immediately thought of the Insane Clown Posse song Play With Me. The subject of the lyrics fits perfectly with this, especially the last line before the final chorus
Reality Lord - June 17, 2011, 7:54 am

n1 greeny. its nice to see people using different fonts.



TAGS: kia work horse motor show show girls surprise
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by steph1

agdaniele - March 23, 2011, 11:39 pm
KIA - also known as Killed In Action. Not the best selling point for veterans.

Sarah Jessica Parker -


LOL - "It is better to laugh about your problems than to cry about them."



TAGS: 1 horsepower attack cruiser
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 8:02 pm
Or is he just saying they need to build a liquor store that's no more than 12 steps away from your house?
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 8:01 pm
Eh... TTH ain't been around here much either... WTF?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 7:52 pm
It's even more necessary today....TTH is here, and even he thinks I need a 12 step program.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 7:43 pm
Really, Mooooo? Either of us can pretty much cut and paste that daily.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 7:42 pm
Mooooooo has been drinking all day....the comments and opinions expressed by Mooooooo do not reflect the opinions of Mooooooo. TM.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 7:41 pm
What of it?....Canadian periscopes are ***ier than yours?......Have a cry....if you must.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 7:29 pm
So, she's the periscope?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 7:24 pm
Stupid amerikens....never heard of a submarine?
Chompers - September 12, 2009, 2:57 pm
It's a lighter, stealth craft.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 2:44 pm
Smart move, Goat... they'll label you as a young activist; bucking the ol' Ba'ath party?
The Goat - September 12, 2009, 2:19 pm
I don't think I had best show THAT one at the Legion!

ONWARD TONTO - I hear an Ice-Cream Truck!

TAGS: sumo horse jokey
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

maoworks2 - February 24, 2012, 7:55 am
Go Get-em Great One.

THE HORSE WANTED NO PART OF IT - As an innocent game of two hand touch changed to full contact.

TAGS: horsey
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Mr. Shiny

HEADLESS HORSEMAN - hes not mental he just loves psychotic things

SEWER HORSE - Is watching you

TAGS: horse
Rating: 2.64/5
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 12:01 pm
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:56 am
Every time I listen to Ramstein.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:28 am
LMAO!......Picture Naru (?) with a Hitler mustache.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:24 am
Is Brit a distant descendant? I mean, if you combine Hitler and a lesbian...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:24 am
Yep....Get used to it.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:23 am
But then I REALLY don't want to be Hitler. This is just a lose-lose. lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:23 am
Either way.......you'd have a huge v*****. (I hear Anne was a Lesbo)
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:19 am
Wait...was I Hitler or Anne Frank? Because I don't want to be a chick.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:18 am
Oh......I was just using you for your body.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:18 am
Also, if you get the time, read that TLDR post. It reveals the true history of WWII.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:17 am
You were his Hitler to your Anne Frank.....always searching....never finding (True love is a b****, No?)
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:16 am
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:16 am
"we" as in you and I.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:15 am
I don't know about that, but I always thought we had something special.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:12 am
TLDR....So.....You're f***ing this Dan guy now....Rerun is gonna be hurt.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:07 am
You know DAN, like in the school books. Dangerous Acid Nuclear. That's why you can't do your cousins; the acids blow up, and then it's Hiroshima all over again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:05 am
Who's Dan.....and do you love him?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:02 am
Is that a crack at me being Southern? I know the law. I only do second cousins. The first-borns are too close in DAN and ****.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:59 am
You have reached a first cousin....please leave a message (or take a number)
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:58 am
just happens TO refer* d***, this is like drunk dialing.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:57 am
You see! Bart is not crazy. Bart is a perfectly sane, giant robot who refers just happens himself in the third person.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:55 am
We're just economic that way.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:54 am
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12883789...They're called "body-packers." It's usually a mule, but Canadians apparently use cows.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:54 am
Why does everything Bart says come out sounding so...soooo...I don't think there's a word for it....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:53 am
Nope.....I've stuck to herbal "supplements" and liquor for at least 2 years.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:52 am
Doesn't sound so legit to me, Bart. :P
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:51 am
And then you Motifaked on cocaine and LSD... right?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:51 am
No! It's not what you think! You put coke in the condoms and then the cows "carry" them over the border. It's a legitimate practice for drug cartels.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:50 am
Jesus Bart......TMI.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:49 am
Didn't we all TOC.....for a long time LSD and cocaine were my only friends....And then....THERE WAS MOTIFAKE.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:49 am
LoL Bart, that's creepy. Are these condoms for the cows?
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:47 am
No, I never muled anything. LoL I did spend around five years just getting into trouble though.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:46 am
Canadians don't need drug mules, just condoms and cows.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:45 am
Were you a drug mule?.....I always have a spare room for drug Mules.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:44 am
Being an international drug dealer/ Yakuza Warlord isn't very interesting?
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:43 am
It's not interesting. At all. LoL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:40 am
@ Bart..Whaaaaa?....@ TOC.....tell daddy all aboot it....
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:39 am
As a side note, I would move to Canada if y'all would let me in. :( I've been a bit too... um... bad, though.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:38 am
What did I do? lol I'm crazy from sheep deprivation...that's what you call it when counting sheep doesn't do SH*T for curing insomnia.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:37 am
This cow eats steak....I'm evil that way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:37 am
I've talked myself into a corner......And Bart is already working it....sorry for stepping on your turf Bartina.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:37 am
And what do cows eat if the ground is covered in snow year-round?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:35 am
I don't see how he can be. Humans can't reproduce at temperatures that low.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:33 am
No, sorry, I was investigating IP addresses. :(
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:33 am
And you're a... purebred?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:33 am
TOC has disappeared.....Must be diaper changing time...WHEN'S my turn...waaaaaaaa
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:25 am
Mrs mooooooooooooo does that, But she's a lower bred Canadian than I am.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:25 am
Like, *giggles*, you know that thing that, like, sometimes make really loud, like, noises? :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:25 am
Oh, the shame....I feel for you.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:23 am
No, but "like" punctuates my speeches.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:21 am
And you don't end every sentence with "HUH"?
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:19 am
Oh, next you'll be telling me you don't end every sentence with, "eh!"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:19 am
I got really drunk one time and microwaved a block of Marble cheddar and ate it with a fork....I won't live to see 40.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:17 am
If I have to listen to all this "bagged milk" nonsense, then you'll live with the cheese jokes.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:17 am
That's because cheese is delicious. Anybody who says otherwise is a liar, and is subject to immediate exile from the USA.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:15 am
Cheese? Is that the stereotype? That we put cheese on everything? Well...that's only mostly true.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:14 am
It is NOT my fault that my brain automatically dumbs the stuff I say down for the audience here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:13 am
We understand.....Americans are expected to talk around mouths full of cheese and feet...mostly the politicians.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:10 am
I always aced English. :) But sometimes, when I talk, I don't even try... I think it's the people I'm around.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:05 am
LMAO!!! TOC FTW! I used to skip English class....ain't hurt me none....y'all.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:03 am
R ewe shore? Eye cain spel quiet good, and I additionally also have gooder grammar sometimes bacon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 9:59 am
I c@p'd that.....I can spell more better than that
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 9:58 am
Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get...... Homie's words of wisdom.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 9:54 am
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!!! - I mean, S-M-A-R-T! (Homer Simpson is our idol)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 9:51 am
I have a soft spot for Mormon chicks in special underwear.....Also, Hanging out in the states makes me feel more intelligent.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 9:47 am
I wasn't judging... I just didn't know you hung out in Utah. You know, there's more interesting places to be. Like a lecture on organic chemistry.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 9:42 am
LMAO!!! So I got a little drunk and confused....what of it?
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 9:36 am
Hey Moo+! Been taking tips from sewer horse? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iguHTuGicOk


TAGS: horse emo
Rating: 2.6/5

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GIVE ME A KISS! - No way! You have horsey breath.

1 CV - Russia is going green! The French produced the 2CV but they went one better!

TAGS: culos cv means horsepower
Rating: 4.88/5

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rerun - February 15, 2011, 6:29 pm

I'm gonna steal this pic
agdaniele - February 15, 2011, 3:53 pm
Wooohooo! And they picked the perfect Russian model to show off the car!


TAGS: horseshoes and hand grenades terror
Rating: 4.61/5

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Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 9:19 pm



WESTERN ETIQUETTE II - Don’t ever talk harsh about a cowboys mother, dog, truck, horse, collection of guns or his selection of chew.

POLITIFAKERS - Now all we need is a rope, a rafter and a swift kick.

TAGS: talk about kicking a dead horse how long ago was the election
Rating: 3.04/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 8:51 pm
so long as they stay at the "Soapbox Derby site" aka politifake, we wont have to resort to this
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 11:57 pm
WTFO - August 25, 2009, 3:50 am
Definitely, low class. 1 lion. no rant.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 6:16 am
move to Hamilton as rumored. It looks like the same guy that was trying to move the Pens a few years ago is determined to move a team there to Hamilton.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 6:15 am
Just wanted to quickly make that point. Now.... back to hockey. Yeah, I see your point about the T Birds.But to me Seattle seemed like a good place to put a team back there at first thought. Perhaps not. In the meantime; I wonder if the Coyotes are gonna
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 6:13 am
And not that I want to take the subject of discussion away from hockey; but if people started discussing Canadian politics; I would listen and learn, as I know what's going on north of the border is a subject I'm weak on. I wouldn't mind it at all.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:51 am
Nah, I'm not quite that old. And the T-birds weren't exactly selling out every night.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:44 am
Personally I think Seattle should get another chance at having a major league team. Remember the Metropolitans?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:36 am
No. I love the WHL, but the Hitmen weren't even a team when I was attending games in Seattle.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:35 am
Yeah, it'll be interesting to see if Luongo holds up... Vancouver does a great job of ruining promising talent.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:34 am
Noooo can't stand any Buffalo team.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:34 am
Over there in Flames country; ever happen to catch a Calgary Hitmen game?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:33 am
Not a Sabres guy, either? Geez.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:32 am
But I will give you that Roberto Luongo is one of the best goalies in the league today.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:32 am
I was fond of the lovable/laughable Whalers, too. And Winnipeg. I can't feel good about rooting for any team that relocates (Calgary included), though.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:31 am
In the meantime I began began to heavily lean toward the Washington Capitols (surprise.)
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:30 am
As much as i would love to also plead the fifth; I was a huge Hartford Whalers fan until they moved. I root for the Canes on occasion (was glad they won the Cup in '06); but it's not the same to me.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:27 am
You? Leafs?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:26 am
I'm in Flames country, but still have a soft spot for the Canuckleheads.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:25 am
Does pleading the Fifth Amendment count in Canada?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:24 am
And we're discussing generalities, not whether a Conservative Botswanian Ebola virus is more fit to govern than a Liberal Mauritanian Tse-Tse fly.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:24 am
So Haar you mentioned you went to the Canucks v Maple Leafs game back in '94. What would your favorite hockey team be?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:19 am
I have no plan to implement. There are only geographical commonalities that should be honored. Many of us in various regions have similar economic interests. I'll guarantee I've more in common with the average Albertan than with the average Pennsylvanian
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:09 am
Even though yes I did actually get into the discussion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:08 am
Obviously I got that. Don't even recognize when the tactic you discuss is used, huh?
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 4:04 am
It's only a political discussion because you completely missed Haarakkon's point Paul. Nobody actually wanted to talk Canadian politics. You sure need a lot explained to you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:03 am
And Moooooooooooooooooooo when I'm talking politics and when I'm joking should be obvious; if you can't tell the difference that that's your problem. And if you hate me just because I talk politics than fine. Like I said that reflects on you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:00 am
Well it wasn't my idea to talk Canadian politics. How ironic that an anti political Motifake resulted in a political discussion. And BTW this poster is already #21 in most comments.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:55 am
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:54 am
And in your ideal subdividing of North America would there be a sovereign government over it all? Or would the subdivided geopolitical areas have political independence? And would your plan involve relocation of citizens?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:36 am
Having visited Vancouver ('94 playoffs, smiefinals against Toronto) and lived in Seattle, there were more common interests regardless of border than there were with an East Coaster. Same here with Alberta. And Newfies and Down Easters.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am
Night Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am
BTW in that case you should be forced to learn Mexican....can you say " wanna buy some oranges mister"
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am
Careful, Moo+. Sounds cliqueish. PKP, my honest opinion on the territorial pissing match is that we ought to subdivide North America into geopolitical regions.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am
Why would anybody want to talk aboot that on a comedy site PKP??? Thats the fundamental question.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:32 am
On that retarded note I'm going to bed...and no one has to strap me in like at PKP's "house.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:30 am
And Haarakkon I agreed with you on that point the last time you brought it up. Just that being an American I naturally gravitate towards American politics. So, tell me your opinion on NAFTA, or whether Canadian citizens should be made to learn French?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:29 am
I have no idea what PKP is whining aboot now.....Spacedog Eh? cool.....MrRandom is alright nuy me......So what does that say aboot the percentage of Canadians on Moti.....WE f***ing Rule!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:28 am
And Sean I just LOVED how you stereotyped all town hall attendees who voiced an opinion an Obamacare as all being "cranky old angly white folks".
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:28 am
My point to PKP would be that Albertan politics would be about as interesting to him as most of the American politics are to the rest of us.
MrRandom - August 24, 2009, 3:26 am
I can actually see the hat if I lean back in my chair.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:26 am
Oh, no kidding!!! Cool! Spacedog is, too.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:25 am
Joe the plumber was a guest on the daily show. THAT is seeking attention.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:25 am
Oh no I made a spelling error!! *screams* Who hasn't?
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:24 am
Canadian politics is every bit as interesting as American politics. We are just too polite to make a big whiny deal out of it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:24 am
Mr Random is an Albertan....he probably wears a cowboy hat.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:24 am
How is that "seeking attention"?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:23 am
No, Joe the Plumber did NOT "seek the spotlight". He was a normal citizen who asked a Presidential candidate a question when Obama came down his street and then he happened to have his name mentioned by both McCain and Obama in the debate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:23 am
You're a sad debater Paul. I suggest getting off the net and spending more time with your speak and spell.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:22 am
This one time at writers camp...paul stuck a flute up his p****.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:22 am
Dalton McGuinty doesn't even have his wife's pic on the website. Is he? NVM. Marie Stelmach, now - oops, no Albertans on. Anyhoo... Canada - the only country in the world where you can get a pamphlet on Federal/Provincial relations at the airport.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:21 am
Ooooh, this one lady. Arguing by anecdote. Wow, how persuasive.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:21 am
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:20 am
And Joe the P. sought the spotlight. Courted it, no? Made himself a public figure. His problem he had skeletons in his closet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:20 am
I don't even worry aboot the GTST...I adressed that years ago when it was instituted.....Party Quebecois We just ignore that BS..The only thing the Quebecois inherited from their homeland is the arrogance.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:20 am
seeking to own*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:19 am
Joe the Plumber WAS an entrepreneur. He was seeking to but his won company; hence the point of and reason for his original question to Obama!!
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:19 am
What!!! Merging the taxes!!! I gotta go make a poster!!! Those bastards won't get away with this!!!!!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:18 am
I can do.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:18 am
Watch American news, Sean. They had this one lady who was harassed in her own home and called a racist just because she voiced her opinion to Senator Arlen Specter at a town hall meeting. But if you are gonna be in denial of the facts the there's nothing
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:18 am
Joe the Plumber put himself out there as an entrepeneur, OR his GOP sponsors played him up as such. What was revealed by journalists was the simple truth. It was true, wasn't it? Since when are we all to be shileded from the truth? Accountability, no?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:16 am
"Two sales taxes merged into one. Right now, you go shopping, you pay 5% GST and 8% PST. Starting July 1, 2010, you'll only see the single sales tax – 13%." No room for controversy there.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
joe the who? he's not Canadian! Stay on topic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
You do it all the time...You make boring political comments, Then claim to be "just making a joke" It's bobvious that you don't want to be hated....so ...just keep the political **** to yourself. You know what I'm talking aboot...don't even deny it.
Arrogant Knight - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
Bull****, Paul. They are cranky old angly white folks who have got theres. No one is harassing them. You are making that crap up.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
plumbing license yet.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:14 am
Harper? Is that his name? I should write that down somewhere.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:14 am
f***, look at that poor guy Joe The Plumber. Asked Obama one question and they dug all into his private life and called him a "liar" on television by claiming he's not a plumber just because he WORKED FOR another plumber and had not yet received his own
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:13 am
Wait a minute! How dare you suggest that Haar. canadian politics is wayyy more exciting than your stuff. Why just the other day, Prime Minister Harper stood up in Parliament to prop- *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:13 am
So you're telling me that Parti Quebecois is playing nicely?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:12 am
What am I backpeddling from Moooooooooooooooooooo?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:12 am
"Propelled by an unmistakable spirit of innovation and possibility, Manitoba businesses are capitalizing on our highly skilled workforce, un***ped renewable energy potential, dynamic economy and low Hydro electric rates to reach their fullest potential."
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:11 am
It's not reverse psychology. It is the way it is. The people protesting Obamacare at the town hall meetings across the nation; they're harassed, receive threatening phone calls, are called racists; just for voicing a responsible opinion as citizens.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:11 am
Canadian politics are simple...No backbiting, slander, Outright lies.....We're just relaxed that way.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:10 am
Okay, good, Moo. Hey, how about that Gary Doer? Or is it Don'ter?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:09 am
I've said it before....PKP is an expert backpedaller. No one's gonna fall for it here Paul. Your Politibuddy tries it all the time.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:09 am
Nothing new under the Sun, is the problem with the politics. How boring would it be to have to figure out the sides in a Canadian political debate? Maybe that's an idea for my neighbors.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:07 am
I talk to him every day in PM's Haar....he's good. Just waiting for the tide to break IMO.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:06 am
Sure Paul. I always fall for reverse psychology. Guess I better leave you alone now. My efforts seem to have been counter-productive. Dammit. Outsmarted by a 14 year old Norwegian Bjorn fan. Sheesh.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:06 am
Heh, really. Great pic. Has anyone heard from Agd in the last 5 days?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:06 am
You haven't made a joke in well.....forever, Paul.....that's why everyone dislikes you.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:04 am
Thanks Haar! I have no idea where the inspiration came from.....
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:04 am
That was funny, Sean.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:04 am
Did that last bit on porpoise.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
BTW, TTH, very nice sentiment and nicely done on the poster.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
You're entitled to your opinion; Sean. People voicing their opinion and speaking in a responsible manner are often targeted. It's part of the game; it's the way it is. It may even be a sign that I'm on the right track.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
*acting (dammit!)
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
See that? Nailed mine on the FIRST take. Ha! That's atcing!
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
I'm ready to Pon Farr like a Vulcan.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:01 am
T's are important as well.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:01 am
Careful Sean the viking's back!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:00 am
Up late eh Haar? Don't you vikings go into a trance like Klingons?
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:00 am
oops *ducks a little*
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:00 am
Take 2: You just had to go there, didn't you, Sean... (Spaces, they're THAT important.)
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 2:59 am
You just had to got here, didn't you, Sean...
Sean - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Hell I'm starting to doubt that you are even American, Paul. I'm now guessing Norwegian. There's a certain sort of vulnerability there that suggests some familiarity with fjords, and Bjorn music.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 2:53 am
Is it intentional irony that most of the things the right is dinging Obama for are the SAME things - or types of things - that the left dinged Bush for? Bailouts, Foreign Etiquette Faux Pas, etc.?? Or is it all just poor memory?
Sean - August 24, 2009, 2:51 am
You come across as young and dumb Paul. I don't honestly care how old you are or aren't. Or how many arguments you've won against your little sister.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:50 am
Well then maybe since nobody will buy your writing, you should start a political website. You could make posters that aren't funny and then blather on and on about them without interruption.

GIANT SPIDER CRAB - Next level noble steed activate! Now all I need is a saddle

HEY GUYS - How about this weather! Is it hot enough for you? Hey, are you working hard or hardly working? Wow, look at that philly. I would't mind taking her to pasture! Huh guys...huh

TAGS: horse
Rating: 3/5

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GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 7:59 pm
"Hey guys, did you hear the one about the jockey taking a piss in the bathroom?.. it's a short joke"..."NEIGH, NEIGH"... 5 Sarah Jessicas
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:42 pm
I like it!!

WTF - I guess it's okay. I just don't want EVERYBODY doing it. 2nd thought, I don't want ANYBODY doing it.

TAGS: 1st equestrian horse
Rating: 3/5

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jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:31 pm
ouch XD lol
TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 8:48 pm

WHAT YOU WANNA DO - is turn around, go up about a half mile to the big tree stump, go right, then about 2 miles to the big roadkill. You can't miss it.


Stubborn -

TAGS: horse water
Rating: 1.15/5

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RnR - July 18, 2008, 5:50 am
Hey! It is Jesus with his mule!

Slumber -

TAGS: sleep repose peaceful horse farts
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - October 20, 2014, 3:42 am
Thanks & you are welcome - now make a poster!
mizzdizz - October 20, 2014, 12:48 am
Greeny, Thanks bunches! Nothing makes me laugh quicker than a good fart reference! Once again, a cure for a truly hideous day! Tnx Greeny and everybody! I finally stopped lurking!
Sho - October 19, 2014, 3:21 pm
lmfaooo 5L


TAGS: war horse
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - August 21, 2014, 1:10 pm
Roy Rogers.

doggone it -

TAGS: dog horse attack funny animals
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 11, 2013, 10:33 am
I see what you did there...stop it! Horses don't like being slapped in the arse like that. Thanks for the 5L morning guffaw crotchety.


TAGS: realitylord rl unicorn horse
Rating: 4.94/5

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Sean - September 12, 2011, 10:54 pm
b***t iffff you get in hizzz wayyy, he will RING RING his leeetal bell in your jheneral ... deerection!

DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE - Makes a horse's ass out of you...

TAGS: car wreck horse auto accident
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 11:44 am
You should submit this to M.A.D.D. for their next ad campaign. Might get more seeing as how animals dying seem more important than people these days. 5L


TAGS: stranger horse pass
Rating: 4.63/5

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razhneh - October 1, 2011, 12:11 am
I am that demon! 5L

Prepared Horseradish -


TAGS: alimony dead horse
Rating: 4.55/5

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rnbw00 - June 20, 2011, 2:53 pm
Alimony: The situation where two people make a mistake, and one of them keeps paying for it.
Untamedfifty - July 7, 2010, 10:12 pm
man that looks like wet hay how the hell is he holding it?
rerun - July 7, 2010, 7:36 pm

we all pay for it in one form or another....and this really isn't gender specific.
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 7:30 pm
oh yeah baby ;) 5L

BUDGET CUTS - They still find a way to get ya

Stewball -